Thank god. I was afraid someone wasn’t going to take this seriously.

Funny how these proclamations are never etched on these statues. Oh wait, not funny. I meant massively disingenuous.

I think it comes down to the utility value of money. Let’s say you make an average salary. Your hobby is collecting Hot Wheels cars at 99 cents a pop. If a new Hot Wheels car came out that was hard to find, but you found someone who gobbled a few of them up and resold them for $4, well, you’d probably buy one. $4 is…

Financial aid was also easier to get, the interest on student loans was very low. I was able to live in my own (now hard to get section 8) apartment and get myself through college working part time.  

Dessa is something else. 

I do, I do! “People, you should love your pets. But you shouldn’t ... love your pets.”

Orgazmo is fucking amazing and I’m forever sad Trey Parker never got to make the sequel.

Surely Future Oscar Winner Jaime Foxx’s role in Truth About Cats & Dogs as Poorly Written Token Black Friend must stand out in everyone’s memory, right?

I saw it three times in the theater AND bought the laserdisc (yes, the laserdics) because I was IN LOVE with Janeane. 

There’s painting of a young William H Macy in an attic somewhere.

This reminds me of Weird Al tweeting about reviews of his album, saying that they all boiled down to “It’s good, but not as good as the one that came out when I was 12".

The fact that they toss out around the word “groupthink” so freely while ensconced in a secret, private listserv where they happily jerk each other off about how great they are is pretty much the epitome of the problem.

I remember having every episode of Pan Am that aired on my DVR for the longest time, until I finally figured out I was never going to watch it.

Back in my day we called sandwiches “flat Freddies.” And they cost four playin’ cards a bite!

Chef: MY MOM

Someone said it yesterday, but this is an exact embodiment of the frog and the scorpion nearly to the ‘t’.

Well, I’m done for the day.  Goodnight everybody!

Oh yes. I forgot that was the first song on Begger’s Banquet. And then Street Fightin’ Man opens side two. Think I’ll listen to that right now.

Thankfully weed has been legalized here in Canada, and oh boy, do we need it.