Just replace “Mame” with “The AV Club”........

And what the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?

Good point. Conservatives are diverse, nuanced group of evil assholes!

Clearly the only solution is migrating over to Spot.IM

Nah, Wilson just has Magritte’s “The Son Of Man”:

Script Supervisor: “Listen, JJ, I just...I dunno if giving Lando the monologue about carrying Ben in his womb for 9 months and feeling the Force living within him, word-for-word, is gonna work when it’s coming out of Billy Dee’s mouth instead of Carrie’s.”

[Later, on set]

BDW: “And not only could I feel him when he was…

While I still am a fan of Weezer, my enthusiasm for them has cooled considerably over the years and their cover of “Africa” that everyone jizzed their pants over was mediocre, to be honest. It sounded EXACTLY the same as the original to me, but with a LITTLE more synth

Speaking of ragging on Weezer, you just reminded me of something. When I was about 18 (a long time ago, back in dial-up days): I hate-posted on a Weezer fan page forum, writing something to the effect of “If you want to listen to real music, go listen to Yngwie Malmsteen.”.

hey hey hey we can’t have someone cite an actual brilliant writter on the internet! that’s what books are for!

I mean, everyone’s tastes are different, but I don’t know if I would admit to finding Dilbert worth more than a chuckle every two years or so.

While driving is a privilege, there is absolutely no reason to revoke that privilege other than a demonstrated inability to exercise that privilege safely.

That fucking guy, man...makes me actually give a shit about sports articles.

You fools, you absolute fools.

I’m surprised it wasn’t Onyx, or another Rock type Pokemon. Those guys do not do well with ICE.

ICE is less than 20 years old. Believe it or not, we had immigration enforcement 21+ years ago, and we’d have it again if the neo-Gestapo was dismantled.

Because we don’t need- and didn’t have prior to 2003- a separate internal law enforcement group whose only purpose is to use draconian techniques to hunt down people who are breaking one type of law.

That's one of the Wokemon.

I will never not be amused by dumb people very obviously vandalizing their own property in order victimize themselves and vilify others. They are never EVER good at it.

I don’t know how anyone who saw Natalie Portman’s performance in the Star Wars prequels and compared it to her other work could think that the actor was the thing that ruined Jar-Jar Binks.

You folks may laugh now, but take a look at what the price of Nike basketball shoes are today: