God, can you even imagine a cop admitting wrongdoing, acknowledging what he actually did wrong, and taking responsibility for it? Rather than giving a bullshit non-apology while the union circles the wagons? I’d probably have to take the rest of the week off to recover from the shock.

That guy does a good Sinatra.

AV Club’s talkin’ loud.

They moved the Children’s Museum to Midtown. It’s nice. Former Millionaire’s Row mansion.

I’m gonna interpret AV Club’s afterthought inclusion as just being final billing, like when a revered actor slums it on a sitcom and gets that special “and Whatshisface as So-and-So” credit.

Jackson is an old Southern white man’s name.

Why is it GMG likes taking racist trolls out of the grays?

...are you Jerry Seinfeld?

Whatever you do, bring Magary with you.

Your screen name may be Malfunctioning Eddie, but you’ll always be 5MMX-RYK9-JJE2-KDW9 to me.

<i>Plays a bittersweet piano melody. A highlight reel of all the emotional ups and downs of the AV Club plays. A sad, lonely voice joins the single piano.</i>

“Asshole sister” is a horrible way to talk about Jezebel

What the hell’s an aluminum falcon?

I’m in the middle of the Looney Tunes Golden Collection right now and as far as I can tell, none of the gags are hidden.

Is it senior week or something?

You (the royal you) paved the way for this every time you gushed about a GoT wine or some other corporate synergy bullshit.

The sonsabitches didn’t migrate those comments over here? No wonder they’re going out of business!

Clearly the only solution is migrating over to Spot.IM

“If you ignore the music, the lyrics are probably the worst part.”