You know the police would go after the callers then or actually charge for filing a false report

here’s a weird idea: if you have an issue with having too many contractors, maybe don’t rely on contractors. maybe hire people full time and give them benefits instead of trying to go to space in a car.

Management by temper tantrum. Nice.

Well, now these upper-class children’s parents can spend their resources and time currently wasted on apartheid addressing the problems of schools which were formerly just a pet facebook cause and are currently of more pressing direct concern. Shit, so some lesser-income kids get to go to better schools and the…

25% of the current students will be forced to attend a different, likely worse performing school.

With hookers and blackjack?

I find that not having an opinion about a woman’s weight works for me most of the time.

Not by name, at least.

Not even a mention of Neil Cicierega?

Yeah, .102 can slow reaction times but it sure doesn’t cause you to go from a dead stop to careening over a Northern California oceanside cliff.

It’s too bad he had to explain it. If he hadn’t, millions of year from now when aliens come to our planet and are wondering if they want to bring back our species, they could decode it and decide not to.

No

DJT, rocking a traditionally feminine polo.

Johnny Rico is explicitly a Tagalog-speaking ethnic Phillipino in the book.

Also, the announcers seemed to indicate they pulled a pretty unexpected gambit there somehow.

Nah, I’m just using it as a springboard into my own neuroses!

You don’t have to include an itemized receipt on your expense reports?

Finding dad jokes funny enough to first memorize one and then tell it in front of an audience is a sign of CTE.

Now *that* would increase the pace of play!

You could also not refuse hiring cops for being too smart.