On the way back to his home planet.

Ha, this very much contrasts to the last time there was an AVC article about Superbad, when they asked “why has it emerged as a kind of crown jewel in the pantheon of coming-of-age teen sex dramas?” to which I and many others said, “I’m not sure I buy the premise of that question.”

Meanwhile, minimum wage has only increased 50%.

Well that escalated quickly. 

Tom Waits and Lyle Lovett as Lefty and Dusty in A Prairie Home Companion.

No it doesn’t.

Porn: it’s just like filing lawsuits!

I assume she just needs a preponderance of evidence.

“We got a President Jablomee on the plane? President Heywood Jablomee? Everyone, listen, President Heywood Jablomee!... WHY YOU LITTLE...!!!”

They’re making a mockery of grassroots film fundraising, and cheapening filmmaking and crowdsourcing in the process. They’re clowning on actual filmmakers and are being clowned on in return.

Here’s where I think the the math is going weird:

“I didn’t get mine, so FUCK EVERYONE ELSE.”

Plumbers should go to college? 

Mmmm, yes, taking on tens of thousands of dollars of debt before you’re 25 is always a wise decision no matter who you are. rolleyes.emoji

Still doesn’t make sense. He resides in NC (“The 15-year-old prodigy graduated from Page High School in Greensboro, N.C., about two weeks ago...”) so he gets the in-state rates whether he lives on campus or with fmaily. The inclusive cost of one year of college living on campus at UNC Charlotte (room, board, fees,…

Had a girlfriend in high school accuse me of “n— lip” when I passed her my cigarette.

He said it with a soft g, like gif.

turned into johnny depp so gradually etc etc

BOOOOOO MUSICOLOGY WAS GREAT

Goes and checks to see if The Good, The Bad, The Queen is as dull as he remembers.