Had a girlfriend in high school accuse me of “n— lip” when I passed her my cigarette.

He said it with a soft g, like gif.

turned into johnny depp so gradually etc etc

BOOOOOO MUSICOLOGY WAS GREAT

Goes and checks to see if The Good, The Bad, The Queen is as dull as he remembers.

It’s almost like the first thing men do when they get power is coerce  women to fuck them.

It’s completely punk rock to tell asshole millionaires to FOAD.

Okay but that cut between Hamilton with the shotgun and then the motorcycle coming out the window is really good.

They’re just repping Doomtree

Maybe they’ll go beyond Thunderdome.

You’re in the land of io9, now, where hyperbole is king.

Well, more of a pre-bebop style in the tradition of Duke Ellington

He was known as a ladies man with a penchant for younger women, but everything I’ve ever heard is that he was a serial monogamist and that since he got married and had kids, that’s all behind him.

i was just looking for a bathroom and i ended up at a photo op with Armin Shimerman

well it looks like my 48th annual decision to not attend sdcc is once again validated

I’ll bet this museum dedicates about as many resources to scholarship as the Rock Hall does. Nothing but a reliquary of celebrity bric-a-brac, I say! Down with these glorified mausoleums.

Anyone else spend years and years not realizing that “Donkey Hodey” and “Don Quiksoat” were the same thing?

Just download the new CRISPR app and you can evolve in the privacy of your own home.

Exactly. Cops are cops first, public servants second. First instinct is always to circle the wagons and protect the interests of the department/union.

Looks like those clowns in Congress did it again!