She comes off like someone who just discovered THE WORLD HAS REAL PROBLEMS. Like she’s getting home after her finishing her first college sociology class and every time a friend mentions race she has to chime in with DID YOU KNOW RACE IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT? This is like the bizarro version of Fey’s sheet cake thing.

Lighten up, Francis.

And there’s a difference between People Magazine and real life.

Some people say that wolves tamed us.

Hmm, I don’t remember prison overcrowding or Black kids being shot by cops being major on Parks & Rec.

there’s still a chance

I’ll have you know I was watching Godzilla vs. Monster Zero on the couch at 2pm today.

Like that iconic scene of Leia hanging off Luke’s leg.

That’s not what “cognitive dissonance” means.

James Brown wrote a third soundtrack. The Payback was recorded as a soundtrack to the Black Caesar sequel, Hell Up in Harlem, but but was rejected.

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Hate to see Æon Flux get bogged down in convoluted plot threads and non-existent character development. And the last thing Æon Flux needs is gratuitous nudity.

I’d watch Goldblum as Squirrel Girl.

oh god how close are we to the funko equivalent of Ready Player One and Wreck it Ralph and Kingdom Hearts and the Travelling Wilburys.

This is who we have to blame for the MCU.

Oh christ the Luddites are back. If I break a loom will you shut up?

Artists have to be rational. As much as “regular” people. We have to make the same kinds of decisions as anyone else to feed ourselves, clothe ourselves, house ourselves. Some of us even have *GASP* other people’s livelihoods depending on us making rational decisions.

Mmm, yes, bad cartoons signaling armageddon. How rational.

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Terry Brooks is best-known for writing the epic fantasy series that kicked off with The Sword of Shannara back in 1977.