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Repeating jokes they’ve heard elsewhere? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the internet? Localisted entirely on the AV Club message board? Not only does its noble spirit embiggen us all, but it’s a perfectly cromulent form of humor, as it’s the style at the time and tastes like burning.…

It’s the Scary Movie of game parodies!

I know where I’ve seen this before. Taboola!

Ah yes, the guy who think Sturgeon’s law is a new phenomenon.

Ben Sisto? The commander of Deep Spate 9?

I’m curious why the Gawker Media Family’s Kinja system is set up so that ignorance and hate are the top featured comments here and elsewhere? Is that the kind of discussion that Gawker likes to promote?

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Not to mention the actual typo in there.

There’s also at least one glaring typo in English and most of the rest of the article reads like a first draft.

Women who play sports are all lesbians! Hilarious comedy joke!

It just read like warmed over Ricky Gervais to me.

Hey, they’re white as far as the US census is concerned.

And the emotional stakes were high and the suit fight was one of the best setpieces in the entire franchise.

If a kangaroo parachuted into my yard, I’d probably punch it, soooooo.......

And it’s not like the elevator is an esoteric part of a plane. If “wings” and “fuselage” and “landing gear” are common knowledge, “elevator” (and “aileron” and “rudder”) are only one step below that.

The worst part is how quickly the passengers resorted to cannibalism.

I always said Ryan Reynolds was the poor man’s Jason Lee, who was the poor man’s Paul Rudd. But honestly, his turn in The Nines show he has serious chops.

Deadpool is watered down ZAZ, but it’s the best watered down ZAZ since Naked Gun 2½!

I think we need to give Chappelle some credit for keeping the truth about R Kelly out in the open for a lot of people. Chapelle isn’t a cop or a prosecutor or an attorney or a victim or a politician. He’s a comedian. And he took Kelly to task using the most effective tool he has, just like Hannibal Buress with Cosby.…