“Beer isn’t supposed to be fun.”

LGBT must be stopped! He’s gone mad with power!

I said to myself, “Self, how bad could it be? Surely it will muster some pulpy charm and winking self-awareness.”

Man, I fucking loved The Gate. There was a time, post-childhood, pre-internet, when I wasn’t sure it actually existed and I had just invented it.

Where do they come up wit’ this stuff?

Well, a group of white people in their 30s. A group of white people in their 40s is a pearl jam.

Tom Waits did a cover of “Heigh Ho” from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Is this the birth of a gimmick account?

“Smith also noted that they’ve complained a week of filming on the movie”

Yeah, the bit in the article where Miller said, “And McKellen shouldn’t have the right to have those views! There ought to be a law stopping him from having those views!” was really jarring.

But you DO have to ask what the tradeoff is worth. Would you spend $1 million to save one million lives every year nationally? Probably. Would you spend $1 billion to save 100 lives a year at one intersection? Probably not.

But imagine what would’ve happend if she’d been driving an Explorer down that sidewalk instead!

Dr. Jan I Tor, obviously.

What about the man who needs no introduction:

He’s given those names by other people. They’re no more his name than “the Old Man” is Mr. Parker’s in A Christmas Story.

Ricardito

Kind of like how Clint Eastwood’s name in the Dollars trilogy is always a placeholder name given to him by someone else. “Joe,” “Manco,” and “Blondie.”

I was expecting a money shot.

Bob Kraft for sex trafficking czar!

Oh god, John Travolta caught alopecia!