The NFL is no longer a nonprofit.

Chronologically, it’s probably even closer to Jelly Roll Morton nostalgia

So Ron Howard did the touring years, Jackson’s doing Let It Be. Are we just assigning their career piecemeal to high profile directors?

Yeah, I have a friend with line work on her arm, wrist, and hand that’s not all that different from a kanji and it’s blurred over the years but if it were words it would still be legible.

This will be so embarrassing when people who can read Japanese read her hand. 

So you’d reject free beer and pizza? That’s depressing.

INSTAGRAM EGG FOR SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW PLEASE SIGN MY CHANGE ORG PETITION

BOTCH TOE!

Walk to Cleveland right now and I’ll give you three cases of Great Lakes Brewing Christmas Ale and a large pizza with your choice of toppings.

Demonizing Mao for his failure to conform to modern moral expectations is counterproductive.

Being an actor in general makes it pretty easy to take a blatant payday.

Reviewing movies isn’t journalism. It’s criticism.

Do you like gladiator movies?

See, this is why England has become a second-class economy. We Americans utilize the latest technology, maximizing our efficiency. We would have just shot each other.

Oh, yes, things are exactly that simple! There are no complicating factors like budgeting! WHAT A FOOL I’VE BEEN ALL THESE YEARS!

What’re you going to do with that $70 in interest that you earn?

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Exactly. With that ½% return on $1,000, I could be living large!