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“Brutal” is a bit of hyperbole, innit?

A horror movie where you never see the monster? American audiences will never go for anything like that!

The 90s are alive and etc. 

Spring Breakers and Kids are legit good.

As adventure and/or martial arts-themed movies for kids from the 90s go, Surf Ninjas is pretty good!

“passion for equality” makes it soundl like a hobby or a particularly interesting project at work. “Hi, I’m Marty King, and in my spare time, I like to cook, play ukulele, and I’m in a kickball league. I have a passion for Cajun food and equality.”

It sounds better as Diet DMX?

This is the kind of content that Kinja wants prominently featured in its comment section?

Well, tie-ins are crass cash grabs, while movies are holy and pure expressions of the human condition, apparently.

Yeah, that’s the weirdest definition of the EU I’ve ever heard.

Who Cares If Greg Hardy Made An Illegal Hit On This Incredible Knockout?

Math rock was a mistake in the 90s, and nothing has changed since.

What with the way they’ve ignored and excused Kevin Spacey and Bryan Singer? Troll better, son.

As the owner of a cheap dishwasher, I’d also like to point out that they can be loaded much more efficiently than a cheap one, too.

Your father probably said the same thing about Rolling Stone, and his father before him about Playboy.

“Here’s some motherfucking money, go see a motherfucking Star War.”

I’m not so much concerned with sponsored products, since they’re actually marked.