Same. It doesn’t make it better that I feel to a certain degree that sleep is my body’s way of training for death.

There were very fine people on both sides.

Quite correct if they were talking about a percent increase. But I think “x-fold increase” is always used in that way. If something doubles, it’s a two-fold increase, never a one-fold increase.

It’s like someone imagined a fruit flavor then burped in your mouth.

FOUR LOKO IS BACK BABY!!!

“People that take their chosen genre of music way too fucking seriously” is an underrated sub-category of insufferable person.

It’s spooky how all the beats of the BSG series finale match DS9's.

Yeah pretty much.

Poe’s Law - proven again.

The best kind of 100% wrong! 

Wrexham

Or become completely toxic with algae.

Also, it’s an international border.

The Indians reportedly warned the Red Sox of a staffer named Kyle McLaughlin prior to the ALCS.

Where is that in relation to Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch?

Ah yes, a few miles down the road from Stratton-upon-Avon-Calling

And for the first time ever, the words “Italian Community” and “honestly” were used in the same sentence, non-ironically.

The true beauty of Faygo is that any bottle, no matter the volume, is always $0.99 ($1.09 after deposit). I’ve even seen 3-liters at the dollar store. I didn’t even know they made those! They also refused to cave in to the stupid “fridge pack” trend for cans that overtook the other soft drink companies in the last…

yeah that didn’t happen