Ah yes, spelling. Truly the barometer by which all should be judged. 

Time is a social construct.

This is such a peak White Privilege joke that it should be on Jezebel.

That silly fun joke is going to besmirch the dignity of the game where big sweaty guys bash each other into the ground!

Truly you are enlightened and woke. Why even spend time around these plebes?

I’m still mourning the death of DB25 connectors!

I don’t think you know what “chortle” means.

My testicles expand and contract and no one compliments me on it, no matter how much I tell my coworkers about them!

I blame the cold Scandinavia nights.

Australian dubstep rap?

Liberal Hollywood media is at it again!

never heard of it

Lifehacker is not owned by a media company. It is owned by a transnational consortium of multibillion dollar investment firms.

Gibson:I’ll put you in a fucking rose garden, you cunt. You understand that? ‘Cause I’m capable of it. You understand that? Get a fucking restraining order. For what? What are you going to get a restraining order for? For me being drunk and disorderly? For hitting you? For what?

1. I guarantee that whatever happened with his kid, he’s exaggerating it.

Cut. It. Out.

Yeah, would hate for anyone to besmirch the good name of the National Football League, which is synonymous with class, taste, and decorum.

That this is the only Tony Hawk comment I’ve seen is distressing.

Especially when you can put together Super Mario in about 2 minutes anywhere they sell Dickies.

Sometimes, I want to be like, “Hey, people are more alike than different, we’re all just trying to get by as best we can and the fringe elements skew our perception of the ‘other side’” but then I see something like this and am reminded that the divide is substantial and fundamental.