A hilarious comment that, sadly, doesn’t seem like many people will see, since no one seems to be clicking on these interviews. Here’s a Recommend click.

It seems geared to the sort of people who watch The Wizard Of Oz while playing Dark Side Of The Moon in earnest.

Isn't the most recent Doom game basically "Doom but it actually resembles the cover art practically exactly"?

“HAHA! Guys, my dad said he wanted six Giants to be his pallbearers so they could, ‘let me down one last time’!”

He’d get picked off before he even got past Venus and taken back for a pick 6.

I figured their marriage didn’t work out because he’s Ryan Adams and she’s Mandy fuckin Moore.

All black? He’s not wearing a shirt, ya racist. 

Nobody wanted it in the first place!

I’ve just called my attorney about filing a suit against Raid because I found out that my cockroach insecticide has drink flavoring in it.

Shit, i just remember Crandall talking about it. But it’s been YEEEEEEARS since I read it, what with it being perhaps the scariest of his books.

Alive and well and living in KL.

Spoliers....

That’s it - I looked it up to be sure I wasn’t losing my mind.

At this point I only come back for the commenters (many of whom are witty, smart and well-informed) and just to laugh at the overall ineptitude of the White Feminism Lite promoted here - “participate in the Female Blackout to promote ladies’ rights!” and other uncritical nonsense, while also actively promoting stalking…

The fact that Yankees fans are unmitigated pieces of shit is not exactly breaking news. 

That is actually what the other aliens call us behind our back 

“My wife, Mandeleanor.”

It’s the Devin Hester fake out! Cross-sports reference!

That’s really unfair on steak (and I speak as a vegan).