If that barkeep didn’t yell “WHY THE LONG FACE?” what are we even doing anymore?

You are correct. I definitely learned this a while ago from deadspin comments and because I am too lazy to verify who that was I am giving the credit to you. 

Aren’t the Browns actually kinda good? They’re a fucking terrible ref call and one missed kick from 3-1. 

As winners of Ass Team of The Millennium, they are exempt from the weekly lists.

We have a kind of emeritus status thing going on, I think.

I’ve been saying this for a while and no one believed me!  This isn’t new video!

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He can be four things!

If she is following the dress code, and there have been no complaints by customers or other staff, then this seems like something that might not really be an issue?  There are just too many variables here to give a good answer that a lawyer would approve, as well as too many unknowns.

“She’s not technically violating our dress code—it just doesn’t look very professional.”

Dang it.  I also forgot to note that maze is the Indian word corn.

In summary, Bob’s Burgers is a land of contrasts.

“Fazed,” not “phased.”

So, bombs over Baghdad... Are you talking about the Outkast song, or the song I could have sworn they were referencing the first time I heard it, but no one in my college buddy circle knew what I was talking about when it was new and the Outkast version got so much play it’s overwrote any memory of the song I was think…

Hue Jackson has a truly unique ability to take big risks when it's a bad idea, and to play it safe when it's worth taking a gamble.

I do appreciate the Hamlet reference in there at least

Geez, backhanded compliment much?

Alternately, it’s going to be a hard-R rated Princess Bride, with Deadpool as the framing device!

That happened on my DW this week! “The Sky’s The Limit” by The Duprees, which was heavily sampled in “Since I Left You” by The Avalanches. Sometimes it’s the little things.

This applies to almost every Gilmore girls joke that referenced a really obscure author but only 5 years later when I took literature classes in college