When I was in kindergarten, we took a family trip to Aruba, and I took a photo of naked people on the beach, and I TURNED OUT JUST FINE!

And I will wave a towel and sing our fight song! In your corner.

Oh, it turns out the doctor was his mother, and the reason she couldn’t operate was she had puked and pissed on herself.

I have the wireless printer/scanner/copier—one in my office (lawyer) and one at home. Cheap and effective. And because they’re wireless, the whole family can use the one at home and my occasional paralegal can use the one at the office—all without needing to plug in.

You shut your damn mouth. 

At least they dropped their proprietary lightning connector and went with standard 2-prong wall socket plug... :P

And Milky Way bars. He really wants that Milky Way.

They also said: Why is there women and black people in this movie about nazi zombies: https://io9.gizmodo.com/1829258638

“Every man ought to experience crazy once in their life” re Cinderella’s eyes are crazy in Wreck-It Ralph trailer and women be crazy but good in sex: https://io9.gizmodo.com/1829193983

A woman just…

How? You famously spam any article that dares say anything about TLJ, the all-female Ghostbusters movie, Star Trek Discovery, and the 13th Doctor with random MRA comments from Reddit. The fact that you deny that a woman was sexually assuaged is just icing on the troll cake. 

“Free speech is free speech. Unless a dead person once said I do coke. Dead or not, I’m still suing” - James Woods possibly

My guess would be that people are not reading the True Tone disclaimer and just clicking okay during setup. True Tone does change the colors enough to be noticeable. I actually prefer it, but if I had not read that it was going to be enabled, I might suspect something was wrong.

That, and Beaches

Believe me, it was impossible to forget how on the nose it was, because the announcers mentioned it about every 45 seconds for the last 7 episodes of the tournament.

They do that in the Snyder-verse, and it’s the only good Batman idea BvS came up with. You’ve got a damned high-tech Batsuit, why NOT have a voice modulator that makes you sound fucking terrifying instead of just putting on a silly voice.
In Nolan’s trilogy, they did play around with upping the bass in a few scenes,…

That’s in the DCEU with BatFleck.  I think that version sounds great

What is a red or a blue life anyway? They can choose to stop being a Firefighter or Police Officer if they feel it makes them a target of violence. I can’t choose to stop being black.

See, this is what happens when you finally get rid of Josh Gordon...

Browns finish 5-5-6 and make the playoffs; win the first game, lose the second.