is that a Titleist?

We live in a society...

Much of scientific research lacks an obvious, direct path to usability, especially to the eyes of lay people. But they often have important unfoldings further ahead, even if only for calling attention to certain phenomena and correlations. Say, for instance, that this could lead to octopuses being used to develop…

Jesus.

I met someone recently who stated, without a shred of irony, “I’m just a huge fan of Train.”

Interesting side note: Sony and Nintendo where originally going to partner on a SNES Classic add-on but Nintendo announced they were working with someone else so, here we are, Playstation Classic. 

We have to get to 1 before we can get to 10. You have to start with the Hall of Famers because we’re trying to get some power first.

“Are you a relative newcomer to the outdoors with a heretofore sentient lifestyle?”

Yes, but why does my ability to feel or perceive things matter?

Everyone needs something to be proud of?

Gotta get that early bird special.

It may have, and I may have been just clueless enough not to notice but the fact remains I walked inside the store to get my seven layer burrito.

Yeah, it somehow led to this.

Boy he’s gonna be really surprised when he hears about 9/11. 

IT NEVER HITS IT I CAN’T STAND IT

Curse you for posting a .gif that doesn’t show the actual impact.

Yes, indeed...but...I’m confused. Isn’t that a city bus? How in the hell does that happen? Was this a new route? Did the bus driver make a wrong turn at some point?

Oh shit! I knew Kurstin was in The Bird and the Bee but I had no idea he was part of Geggy Tah, which I had forgotten about until right this moment. But I do like that song. 

or in musical form:

He gets their house AND they have to become his butlers.