Barry, Meg, if you’re getting that evil in Word, you can find
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and replace it with
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to get rid of the extra graph breaks. 

A lot of season one is people rebroadcasting major league baseball games with the implied oral consent of the league.

That is fantastic.

Are we 100% positive the dog was sitting in its own piss?

The French coloniser had jaundice, you see

This kid is bold. I could have been his body double at that age and I didn’t even take my shirt off at the swimming pool.

Because of the implication?

Nick Nolte’s crazy rant that ends with him biting a power cable is perhaps the pinnacle of superhero movies.

Unfortunately, “being able to run up and down the court without an undue risk of your heart exploding” is what they call a “bona fide occupational qualification” for NBA basketball.

Pictured top: A gentleman who appears to have a genetic disorder shakes hands with Isaiah Austin

The same as the ratio of Shrute-bucks to Stanley-nickles.

A major award, you say?

Our “Great Depression” is our lives.

You laugh now, but Univision will probably acquire his blog by the end of the day

Holy crap, N’Sync really let themselves go.

And he's interested in things and can handle criticism. 

What was your most memorable Seyfert’s moment?

This is the only possible answer.

Technically not a button, but the Game Boy power switch deserves recognition. That smooth sliding feeling, that thick yet weighty friction, that SNIP sound when you complete it. It deserves to be known.