Witlessness is being unable to write. Inanity is using ridiculous parallel structures that obfuscate, rather than elucidate, your point. Corpidulousness is a word I just made up to pad the length of this comment with a run-on sentence that makes this whole thing look like it has some semblance of weight when in…

I’ll take the odds that the customer overreacted to a nonexistent slight over the server was an asshole any day.

“The waitress looked horrified and rolled her eyes, let out a very loud sigh, and walked off.”

You’re mad that people said something that was plainly obvious and has since been proven right?

This unnamed cat is dope

Still see this sweatshirt from time to time in my neighborhood

Speedy Gonzalez is friends with everybody’s sister.

Foghorn above Coyote & Road Runner is insane.

“All the Moore stans are out.”

“people with ill-advised facial hair, in dark rooms, looking grim”

Scintillating.

What’re the lottery numbers going to be tomorrow?

Yeah, but on the other hand, he gets to be Billy Dee Williams on a daily basis.

It can be two things.

I once dated a girl named Brie. She was... she was quite lithe, mm, yes.

“Is that like Batman + 300 but with a hundred more dudes? I like the way you think.”

Honestly, I found the whole movie so trite and broad that yeah, I really think it was terrible, and thus overrated. 

Harlan County USA

I’d subscribe to Hulu or Netflix or whatever it’s on just for that.

The Scratchers