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Guys am I the only one who had a worn out VHS recording of Cats from 1998?

Just a quick mention that if you enjoy Ms. Carpenter’s music some of the PBS stations around the country are running the BBC Transatlantic Sessions music series, and she is featured in the episodes they are currently airing (though I think at this point they are all reruns?). It is a combination of Celtic and

That particular uterus was deeply confused about the route it was taking in life.

Jesus. <fanning myself>

Chris Christie absolutely wrecked that little shit and I for one could not be happier about it. I hold no high opinions of the NJ governor, but I am sympathetic to his clear “How am I behind these fucking fuckers” angst, and I love the fact that he seems to have destroyed Rubio’s campaign just because he could.

The strangest part of this is how there were no pancakes at Pancakes with Rubio. Don't promise me fucking pancakes if you aren't going to deliver. I don't know if he's a robot, but he definitely has no heart.

That is rude as hell to promise pancakes and not deliver. What happened to the pancakes?

Two men tried to lure her into their car, under false pretenses. If you can read that and come away thinking Kevin Smith is the sad excuse for a man, you must just really hate Kevin Smith, amirite?

And come on, he made Dogma. And God was played by Alanis!

Bad Dad, BAD DAD!

I'm working on the problem. Give me more time.

Post-wine texted this to the ex-husband who keeps contacting me

Jared was the white bread of teen show boyfriends.

Oh my god parenthood, I loved it so much I miss my weekly ugly cry date

There’s a theory out there that claims Sandy dies in the beginning (drowned?) and the whole movie is her dream before she flies/drives up to heaven.

surprisingly my Discover Weekly is pretty awesome. I would think I’d get shit because I do have very questionable taste in music, but i get great new and old artists that I really jam to.

Seriously, all you have to say is “Snapes on an astral plane” and I will collapse into a giggle fit. Like I’m doing right now.

Right? Is it bad that my first reaction was “Well, at least she’s not a dragon or a faerie. “

I clearly remember a group of four guys in my class leaning against the lab counters, shooting the shit about how women’s brains weren’t wired to be good at math and physics, while I stuck tiny wires on a breadboard for our group’s electronics final. I didn’t get sexually assaulted in the field, but I know women who

In recognition of the fact that David Duchovny (who I crushed on SUPER HARD when I was a teenager and watched the X-Files religiously) appears to have been a decent dude who did the right thing in this situation, I feel we should all revisit one of the true highlights of the original series:

I thought this was Craig, but it was some other guy, who had worked with him on the Bush 2000 campaign, who was quoted anonymously in a New York Times article: