I know a lot of places that do that. It is good business practice, kind of like comping the local mob boss’s meal. 

She is NOT lovin’ it.

McKaren

Isn’t it contrary to Samuel Alito’s views on sodomy for him to have his head so far up his ass?

He was on the first train to chow-town.

Counterpoint: Don’t fuck someone like that.

I got married in May this year and I cringed when my poor celebrant, who is a staunch marriage equality supporter, had to say the words “Marriage is the union of a man and a woman” (there is a photo of me pulling a face and poking my tongue out from that moment). Anyhoooo, for years, she has conducted same sex…

He was making acid wash jeans.

Who the hell would ever use Miracle Whip and have any sort of ability to taste?

Canoedler.

Canoeing is awesome!!

When you’ve taken a canoe down a set of class 3 rapids, then you’ll know.

- A Canadian

Ew. Clean up your jizz stains people!

My former attention whore roommate once came home from a date with a guy, and gave me no forewarning. No big deal, our bedrooms were on other sides of the apartment. But I happened to be out in the living room when she came in. Her BR was off the living room. I was watching an episode of The Office and finishing a…

I’d wager he was reasonably hot. We’re not talking Garrison Keillor in a flannel LL Bean jockstrap,or anything...

If I found my team mate in bed with a goddamn canoeist I’d grab my phone and record the entire tryst whilst narrating their every move in my best David Attenborough voice.

It’s true. I would also bang Mr. Pamuk to death.

One time my roommate was short on his half of the rent three months in a row so I changed the password on the internet I was paying for and told him he had no internet until he paid what he owed. He retaliated by stealing the router and locking himself in his bedroom so I kicked his door off its hinges and took it…

Had this happen in a college dorm. I spent a LOT of time in the common area coming up with excuses for why I was always there because “my roommate keeps meeting guys on the internet (this was 2001) and inviting them over without checking with me,” was not a conversation I wanted to have.

Yep. Had a roommate do this to me. He was even nice enough to leave a note on the door telling me and our other roommate to not come home tonight. Fortunately, the ONLY window in the apartment that was opened was the one to his bedroom. So, I crawled in through the window, spent a minute critiquing his performance…

shut up bobby