This is my own personal theory, but I’ll give it a whirl (white Protestant woman here; from a poor background but the generations before had lots of dough). I think there is a rich WASP thing that says “we rule the world and we deserve to rule the world because we DO NOT GIVE IN TO OUR BASER DESIRES (because we have…

I tend to become a poet when it comes to stories about the Duggars.

Okay, you know what? I think an old friend of mine may have just adopted. I seriously just put it together through FB today. She is at least 15 years older than you and single. She has wanted this for years. I AM SO HAPPY FOR HER!

Some gentleman can take a lesson from water spouts, they may not be as big and thick as tornadoes, but they can still get the job done!

My fave household gadget is my programmable coffee maker. The best thing about this not very fancy coffeemaker is that it has a detachable reservoir. Instead of pouring water into the back of it, I can *remove* the back of it, fill it up using the faucet, and stick it back on. It has measuring lines. It’s the best…

Here’s another one. Two words. Reverse cowboy. Oh, and two letters: E.R.

My cat just snored himself awake.

My birthday is tomorrow. I’m just having pizza and red velvet cake with some relatives. I’ll watch some movies and just relaxed. I don’t need to do anything big.

Ha! My old boss told me the best story about his sassy daughter, who I think was 2 at the time. They were playing outside and she was misbehaving quite a bit, so he said something along the lines of, “if you keep acting like this, I’m going to spank you” (moreso just the threat, he told me he never actually spanked…

I’m a nanny, I take care of the cutest, yet sassiest almost 3 year old. She’s gone through well behaved phases and monstrous phases. Right now, when she gets in trouble, her retort is “You not a charge of me not a good idea!” I try so hard not to laugh at her nonsensical attitude.

I’ve started going down to the beach and having a coffee before I go to work. It’s helping me to have a calmer, more positive day. Anyone else have a morning ritual that helps for a good start to the day?

Current dating life at 32:

Giving someone the option to come with you but then respecting their decision if they decide not to is firmly in decent respectful boyfriend category IMO.

You need to do you, especially in this economy. It seems silly to say “what’s meant to be will be” but I think it's true in this instance. If you guys end up missing each other enough you can work it out then. But if you really want to try the new job in the new place then you need to do it for you.

I just got a new job (yay!) all the way across country (yay!) and my girlfriend does not want to go with me. We had talked about moving in together for a long time, but she wants to move a warm weather state while my job is in a decidedly cold part of the country. I just need to get out of the Southwest for a while,…

So I’m gonna be real and make a confession. I’m agoraphobic, I think is the word. You could say it’s pretty bad and has gone on for a while. I feel like I’m kind of backed into a corner or a dead end and don’t know if there’s anything to change it. I look for friends online sometimes but it doesn’t usually pan out. It…

Fuck recreational farting though. NO EX BOYFRIEND IT WASN’T CUTE IT WAS NEVER CUTE FUCK YOU. I should’ve dumped his fart-y ass for that reason and saved myself the trouble.

My boyfriend's mom farts constantly in the presence of others. She will come visit, take her underwear and bra off, and just fart on my sofa. It's fucking gross.

I sit near someone at work who rips huge farts all day long. He wears headphones, so I think he must figure they're silent.