Isha claimed the porn parody beat a while back. She wrote about the Bob's Burger's porn parody before and just wrote about The Humper Games.

Sounds like my teen years.

I hate co-opting posts, but please, can you guys cover the ongoing protests in NYC? An LRAD sound cannon was turned on peaceful protesters last night, hundreds of us were arrested, many were sprayed with pepper spray, and hundreds more were shoved around by the cops, pushed to the ground, intimidated, and chased down…

OMG I just noticed the side eye happening on these scales of justice AND I LOVE IT.

Little known fact, a Dorito's penis can change its form to mate with almost anything.

"I didn't realize until today that Doritos possessed a mating season."

This gives me so many confused, scary feelings. I think I just discovered a new sexual orientation.

That whole situation should just be called "Ohio."

I am horrified.

I am making a facial expression I can only describe as sitting at the midway point between awe and horror.

NACHO. BUKKAKE.

I am making a facial expression I can only describe as sitting at the midway point between awe and horror.

And the outtakes would show the coughing from the dust.

I would just like to warn everyone about potential negative effects stemming from the new Doritos® Brand Cool Ranchier 9" Double Dong Dildo™. That fucking thing cuts the shit out of the roof of any orifice you insert it into. And the "sensitizing flavor powder" stains the shit out of your bedsheets.

Makes me wonder what Dorito porn is like. Dorito Does Dallas. I imagine a face full of cheese dust at the end.

Are you HIGH? Even if Nutella was available with salt and pepper on every restaurant table in the world, it would not be overrated, it would just be getting its due.

One summer as a kid my friends and I were going to scout camp. That morning before we left with our leaders, I had a blue rasberry gogurt. We got in our vehicles, me in a van and some of my other friends in a truck behind us. As we started winding our way through the mountains in Washington, I understandably began…

Otter pops in a nutshell:

At different points in this thread I got confused about whether people were talking about cum or oysters.

You've just ruined cum for everybody.