I am always so conflicted when I see Jenna and Channing, because I honestly don’t know which one of them is more beautiful.

I do think the swooshiness of the skirt and the detailing is pretty. Everything above the waist is a miss. Leslie, you deserve better.

Hair and makeup are lovely (I want someone to do that to my hair) and the dress is lovely. Looks very fluid and soft.

God, she is flawless.

Goddess.

No. Natalie, you’re too beautiful for this.

I love this, but it seems like there’s more ruffles than woman?

Perfection, Posen. Perfection.

I did a double-take because he looks so much like Jim Bob Duggar in that picture.

I love Jane the Virgin so much. It’s so deliciously campy.

Happy 2016 Jezzies! I moved in with my BFF today and we are bringing in the New Year with a variety of snacks and drinks.

I had to come all this way for someone to fangirl over Jane the Virgin with. I FUCKING LOVE THAT SHOW.

2015 just keeps on keeping on.

Went to my grandma’s house for as short a visit as we could get away with. She was...mostly on good behavior. Now I am at my parents’ house again, playing the Sims and watching TV. I am waiting for the 10PM movies to come on so I can decide whether I want funny and non-Christmas or a sappy cheesy Christmas Hallmark…

A poem from the perspective of a fetus.

simple, yet evil. I like it.

Yes. Cook it low and slow, put broth in the pan, rub butter on the skin, cover it in foil or put it in an oven bag.

I also struggle during the holiday run. I’ve just had so much shitty stuff go down this time of year. I mostly just want to curl into a cocoon and emerge on NYE to party.

Kill him. You’re justified.

YAY! Baby cheese incoming!