Dude, that sucks. I’m sorry.

My class had a reunion back in the spring and used social media to harass people about attending and to fight the plans on the Facebook group.

I laughed way too hard at “shut the fuck up before I call Old McDonald to come pick your farm animal ass up”. I like you.

I LOVE the name Saskia!

KOHLRABI hahahahaha your grandpa is A+

I had multiple campers this summer named Nevaeh. All between 6 and 10. WTF, Minnesota parents?

Unmoisturized cheese wheels

I have repeatedly tried to read her books and have such mixed feelings. I read “The Left Hand of Darkness” for a class last year and...I don’t know. It wasn’t boring, I just...it just didn’t resonate for me.

Sheri S. Tepper! YES.. “The Family Tree” is probably my favorite.

Oh, that IS clever! I will have to try that!

I had to message a friend about it last night and we were both so confused. And turned on.

I buy tarts and use them in my tart burner. I live in a small place, they do just fine at making the place smell pretty. They don’t last as long, but I can also get more variety for the same amount of money as I’d spend on a big candle.

And it was amaaaaaazing. <3 Carrie & Lowell.

I am so deeply confused right now. “Somebody I Used To Know” is not a sexy song, it’s angry and pissy and yet he...it’s...HOW DID HE MAKE IT SO SEXY I DON’T UNDERSTAND

The straws. 100% betting on the straws. Maybe the toast.

The idea of illuminati kale dovetails very nicely with the Very Serious conversation I had with my students last week about how broccoli is clearly the most likely vegetable commonly found on a salad bar to have a secret career as a CIA operative, watching the goings-on of the onion mafia.

I love breakfast burritos so very much.

Wait, really?

I’m terrified of them.

Nooooooo! I just moved to Connecticut!