Goddamn, Rachel Weisz really is perfection.

I mean...Team Why Not Both.

He’s like the Zorro-era Antonio Banderas of fast food tbh

I am Never Getting Married

Starring for “bridal coven”

Yes. I was just perusing on rocknroll bride (lolololol I am so not a rock and roll girl) but I love quirky or colorful wedding gowns and I just found this:

I also use a depilatory on my face fur. Much easier.

I decided to fuck with Twitter today by declaring that avocados and guacamole were totally overrated. INSTANT OUTRAGE. ;)

Cher is her own theme, tbh.

What...what is that?

Thank you for bringing Dad Magazine here. “WOW! That was 30 years ago? WOW!” STILL kills me.

After reading this thread, I am now struggling to say the word quesadilla.

It was a strange day, what can I say. :)

It’s really awkward when your name is Nikki and you meet Prince fans.

this is amazing.

OTTER STORY.

CALL THE MIDWIFE

Dudes, this is where a bunch Of my cousins live.

A guy LIVED IN THE CEILING?