It was like a Johanna Lindsey but with more aggression.

There is literally nothing I don’t love about this.

I watched the armpit sweat stain of a first movie a few nights ago. It was boring and awkward and there were literally like maybe two moments where it was actually almost sexy. Dakota Johnson def out-acted Jamie Dornan, and is way sexier than Ana’s character had any actual right to be.

Noooo, this was basically like an 80s-era bodice-ripper. Dubious consent, tortured characters, etc.

Man, there was like a legitimate erotic novel that I was reading some time back on Literotica. It had like 15 chapters and it was turning into such a good story!

Would watch.

I love Old Hollywood pictures. Vivien Leigh was a stunner.

oh my god there is literally a Team Cat HQ somewhere and it has fluffy kittens at tiny catputers.

Duuuuuude. That is shitty. Did they say why they wanted to rescind your job offer?

I want the Toast to assign a Code of Hammurabi-like punishment scale for Men Weighing In On Things™.

i agree, not saying there aren’t funny women is stupid, but women don’t HAVE to be funny. It’s an evolutionary trait. If a woman finds 2 men exactly the same, but one makes her laugh, she fucks him. It doesn’t work the other way. Men are funnier.

Rand Paul looks like a clown wig mated with a third-tier infomercial actor

Kat Dennings is the woman we all wish to be.

Former fundie? Are we talking like...Duggar-style? Or Pentecostal? Or...? *curious*

I just cackled like a hyena. That man was TERRIFIED.

I also thought of the Duggars. High-five, brain twin.

Is it wrong that my first thought was “imagine how these stats will play out after a few generations of Duggars”?

This Mortal Coil - Siren. Maximum ugly sobbing.

I chortled at “compulsively Philadelphian.”