I need to travel. I need to travel a lot.

There is nothing about this comment that I don’t love.

I can’t stop giggling.

We did British lit senior year at my school. We did Bronte (Wuthering Heights), Shakespeare, our respective novel projects, Kate Chopin and...fuck, I forget what else. We were very busy that year. Kate Chopin was the best.

So...it's a soft waffle cone basically? Like a chewy waffle...thingy...like what happens if your waffle cones go stale and then a little soggy?

We are terrible people. :D

“squiggly little loaf” got a legit chortle out of me. A+

Okay, so, there was a guy I knew who...well...he kinda looks like a frog, okay? Think kind of an amphibian mouth (very large, wet upper lip?) and bulgy bullfrog eyes. He was also a huge dweeb. And he (somehow) married this mega-hot girl and when their first kid was born I was like “Oh look, ______ and ______ had their…

You are my favorite kind of person. I have not done this, but I have a few people who I check in on periodically just to see what new batshittery they’ve come up with.

“he asked me not to write a song about him- so I wrote a whole album”

I let out a very unladylike guffaw when it was like "Eeeemo" and then "eeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmooooooooooooo". A+, it basically sums up Jude the Obscure in one word.

I need to live somewhere that has really good pagan festivals. I've only ever been to smallish gatherings.

omg.

I believe it.

I have no idea if Henry Rollins formerly of Black Flag ever shouts his own name when he comes, but I did obviously tweet at him to ask, and just as obviously he didn’t respond. Smart, Rollins.

Update: I watched it. GODDAMN. "Kate Winslet practices for her Hamlet audition" HAHAHAHAHA

NO. But now I am going to watch it because Jude the Obscure traumatized me deeply. (I still <3 Thomas Hardy.)

Oh my god YES. I love Thomas Hardy so much.

KEEP YOUR EYES ON YOUR OWN PAPER, ASSHOLE

That was guess #2. I saw Cats at the Asheville Civic Center.