North: “This is BULLSHIT, Daddy. Did you see that? DID YOU SEE THAT? THAT MAN DUMPED WATER ON ME.”

Let me guess: the concert was at the Orange Peel.

I love being 28 and eligible for cranky old lady status in the eyes of THE YOUTHS. It’s so powerful.

This is SUCH an Asheville kind of story.

I see that you’re a fan of nuanced discussion that in no way relies on bullshit generalizations. How nice!

I heard this in my great-granny’s voice. Bless southern mothers everywhere.

I see what you’re saying. I’m not trying to demand an apology, though I see why you would interpret it that way. I guess what I’d really like is a) for it to be addressed and b) for...growth? Understanding? Acknowledging and understanding that acting the way he has isn’t cool? Like, I don’t want him to apologize if…

Yeah, my concerned side- eye is engaged right now. And I’m a little sad. I started commenting here because of Kitchenette, specifically BCO. I checked Kitchenette more than I checked the MP for a long time, because I was working for dining services at the time and went where there was sympathy, you know?

omg Sarah McLachlan, one of my lifelong true queens <3

Shit, dude. I’m sorry. :(

I mean, I do believe people can grow and change and stop being assholes. But...we gotta see the change to believe in it, you know?

OKAY. Good start, good start.

Okay, how dire are your cooking skills? Like, can you cook pasta?

I’m also confused and uncertain. He seems like a guy very concerned with fairness and equality, but...in a blunt, outspoken, foulmouthed kinda way? But so many examples of him being an absolute dick?

But nobody messed with you. ;) They’re probably still terrified of you!

This is amazing. Absolutely amazing.

I would lose my mind if someone snot rocketed on me. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

noooooooooooo song dedications should never happen.

Bad iced tea

This is glorious.