November. She'll be engaged by November.

I love basically every single face that man makes. The shit-eating grin. The "the fuck is your problem" look. The "...srsly?" side-eye. All so good.

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter on this.

This is very true. And many of those denominations place a high value on education, which goes hand-in-hand with a realistic, fair and compassionate view of reproductive rights.

Well, I have some mad Southern Mama skills because I've spent a lot of my adulthood and teens working with kids and have developed the fine art of the disapproving looks and drawling smackdown. I'm also on the doorstep of 30, and have become more confident overall. But part of the problem is actually from two other…

I feel like growing up in the south has put me at a disadvantage in being able to do this.

I just graduated with a degree in biology. Tell me more.

Teach me your ways.

I kind of enjoy that you specified "your own filthy asshole". As opposed to an armadillo's filthy asshole or something.

I feel like there's a "tragically earnest and clueless privileged white man" trophy that H. Schultzy is in the running for. What would the gift basket for that be like? Lululemon and...uh...Starbucks?

And yet her hair seems to be kinda a non-event in that picture. Perhaps Pepsi would be better.

#notallmen but every woman totally has a story in which they were blatantly dismissed...

YES.

I'm working in Minnesota this summer! I get to get my lifeguard certification!

QUEEN.

I found pictures on the family computer when my mom cheated on my dad.

That pleat offends me so much.

The black and gray looking one wasn't TERRIBLE, but this floral thing looks like a shiny folded couch.

"hoot and toot" is cracking me up.

I haaaaaate the hi-lo shit that's going on right now. Just staaaaaahp.