I'm still giggling over that Iowa comment. There is nothing in Iowa but corn, cows and Republicans as far as I can tell.

I just let out the most undignified squeeing sound.

oh no no no. Don't apologize. This is GLORIOUS. I had to share it with a dude friend during our weekly viewing of "Sex Sent Me To The ER" last night!

I'm hoping so hard my tax refund comes in in time for me to go up north in a few weeks for a party at the camp I used to work at. If I can see some of my camp people, it'll get me through at least the rest of March and April—camp always gives me a sense of purpose and joy, and some of the people planning to attend the…

So I am living at home with my parents again for the next few months. I've been here since I graduated in December, I'll be here till summer, when my next job starts. It's mostly fine. I love my parents. But I'm so incredibly isolated. Like I don't even know if I feel lonely anymore because I've gotten to the point…

What in god's name did I just READ.

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Ewwwww, O'Reilly is the opposite of delicious, too.

Church lady cookbooks, especially the OLD cookbooks, are always THE BEST.

This sounds like chewing on the ass end of something that crawled out of Candyland.

Golden Oreos are the shit.

But...those colors are blue and grayish-black...*sob*

girl me too. I think that long slinky silhouette with what the fuck ever neckline and then BOOM bare back is just unspeakably sexy.

Stoned Mr. Rogers? Is that you?

I am picturing someone fucking a glass of warm milk and I have now died from laughter, goodbye

One woman and her hand: still a better love story than 50 Shades.

I actually kinda like ScarJo's look. This color is lovely on her, and the fit of the dress is good. I might like the necklace better if it weren't the same color as the dress.

Holy shit, that's stunning.

I love him so much. He's so incredibly attractive, and his character is AWESOME.

I cannot handle how handsome he is here.