That's amazing.

'I ASKED FOR WHOLE WHEAT FOUR TIMES' made me cackle so loudly it scared the cats. She must be married to Mr. Monogrammed Thermoses.

Well, Freyja is the goddess of love AND war (and fertility, and magic). I feel like it'd just be an appropriate sacrifice all around.

Oh wait, the post about learning Swedish? Yeah, dude! Viking that shit up!

I hang out on the Toast some. Spinsterdom is VERY embraced. ;)

I recommend Viking funerals. Burn that motherfucker in effigy.

My Valentine's Day plans: having a long-distance "Sex Sent Me To The ER" watching party with one of my dude friends. I don't know whether watching a show about other people's sex life failures is the BEST platonic date, or the most absurd.

What kind of asshat?

I feel you. I don't really know quite how I identify either. Is "apathetic spinster" a sexual orientation?

Awwww, congratulations!

I like to pretend they're dead once they're exes, personally.

THAT PILE OF CATS OMG

O.O wat

You are amazing.

I've systematically consumed all the books by Julia Quinn, Lisa Kleypas and...a few other authors. I need more. Enable me.

That's what idetonatearoundhim on tumblr is doing and it's amazing.

Wait, there was a Paula Deen episode?

Agreed. People bend over backwards to find ways to not call white dudes terrorists.

my first thought was "NOPE" and then I got to thinking. She's got a point. We DON'T know a ton about vaginal microflora. And I do think a lot of the responses are based in VAGINAS ARE ICKY. And that's sad. Bacteria isn't inherently gross. It's just bacteria.

Definitely Shakespearean in nature. The cackle you let out when you're delighted by pure devilry.