I just let out what can only be described as a hag cackle.

This is an amazing metaphor.

I cannot think of a sex dream featuring him that WOULDN'T be weird.

I'm trying to decide if "I'VE SEEN SOME WOMEN EAT LIKE PIGS" is its own likely comment or if it's just a cousin of #notallmen.

I mean, I don't currently have any beefs with vets but LOL

Yep, definitely did this at various points. Go buy groceries that were expensive as hell, or order pizza that would cover the same number of meals if portioned out correctly.

Wait, so being a veteran is a Get Out Of Douche Free card?

me to my mom: "I'm so disappointed in you for not having burnt something down in your life."

Legit just let out a hag cackle.

I don't care, I love this stupid fish purse.

the only response to this batshit comment tbh

This is amazing

I tried liver for the first time this past fall. We never had it growing up because my mom hates it And always said it was just disgusting.

This is very informative. Thank you!

I did not know that people could eat such a thing.

What does balut TASTE like? And HOW do you eat it?

Sometimes it's cute. There was a pair my last summer in PA who started out friends then it became more and more obvious that they were perfect together. They kept it on the DL though, were totally professional at work.

That Big Bird gif has MURDERED me.

Wait wait wait this is the ACTUAL Green Bay Packers? That's even BETTER.