I feel like this is now an acceptable response to the more ridiculous comments on Jezebel. EXCUSE YOU, I'M A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON. I SELL MONOGRAMMED COFFEE THERMOSES.

If that video up there is failing, try this:

Don't say Rosebud. <Fingers in ears.> Don't say Rosebud. <Fingers in ears.> Don't say Rosebud. <Fingers in ears.> Don't say Rosebud. <Fingers in ears.> Don't say Rosebud. <Fingers in ears.>

"GIF (hard G)"

Douchebags.... *OF THE FUTURE*

Mansplaining mansplaining? MANSPLEPTION.

I want to share this to Facebook and I can already name the 3 dudes who will defend "mansplaning". Gaddamn it.

When there's an animal in the movie, there should be no shame!

Doesn't hurt that he's also kind of a CowBabe.

BONJOUR

Wtf. Belle is objectively the best.

I've only ever heard it on Blue Mountain State, specifically from Thad (Alan Ritchson's character).

Sorry, but this just smacks of another do-nothing busywork-creating regulatory bill that accomplishes little (at best) to nothing (more likely).

White chocolate > dark chocolate.

One of my favorite things to come out of last night's episode:

i'm okay with waffle brothels, but the welcome trinket on the pillow always bothered me. The Awful Waffle Brothel Truffle. okay, i'm done.