This.... kind of makes me like her again. She seems self aware and sober. That's more than I can say about myself at her age. Carry on.

Pfft! I already knew that Miley Cyrus was a reptilian shapeshifter working with the Illuminati.

I have a theory that after having kids, she never fully reconciled (at least sartorially) that her body is different now and she's been pushing the same getups and using outrageously high heels to give the illusion that she's as long an lean as she used to be. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but if you look…

Way harsh Tai.

llrael is correct, it's from the second one, Addams Family Values. AKA ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES EVER.

Personally, I much prefer the Gregory Brother's country/bluegrass version...

MAKE IT RAIN

EXACTLY. She's totally trying to pull a Julie & Julia. Except she doesn't realize that she's making her boyfriend look like a dickhole and herself like a pathetic idiot.

JGL is so handsome and charming that it is actually making me angry. I have an anger crush on him.

In my house it's exactly like that but I tell LoniManderson that true love is just 300 bottles of Vodka away. He keeps rambling on about how if that's true then I must have reached some ecstatic, joyous higher plane of Nirvana-like love, but I don't really understand ever what he is talking about because I'm usually…

“You’ve been up for 15 minutes and you haven’t made me a sandwich?” Seriously, dude? Damnit, now I'm angry and I want a BLT.

I'm gonna say it.

Hm, ew, no likey. Seems like every radio song now needs to have an EDM verse and a family-friendly pop chorus, this is really capturing that weird phenomenon of mixing all these styles so radio Katy Perry listeners can still get "turn up" and never leave the safe pop genre... why not just cut out the weird cookie…

Nope.

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS AND WHY DO 10 PEOPLE 'LIKE' IT???

HOW SHE GET ALL THAT HAIR TO HIDE UNDER THAT TEENSY WIG?!

I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY FOR A GOOD REASON TO USE THIS.

I HATE Gone Girl. I was nearly kicked out of Book Club for it. Who gets kicked out of book club??? THIS girl. Well, almost.

You know what, whatever Jez sent this letter in? You're an asshole. Your friends are assholes. Go back to fucking Gawker.

Team Landlord.