I'm sorry but she's really not that great a dancer. She keeps her core way too stiff, her hands are awkward, and her port de bras is all kinds of weird. Robyn's moves may be weird but they seem genuine.

Agreed! That's mine too!

I'm reading this too! I can totally hear her saying these things cause of all her videos.

JEALOUSY. Also, thank you for the reminder this came out.

A Disney themed wedding. In the middle of no where (the highlight of the entire weekend was "biscuitville" near the hotel). In June. In the southern United States. Outdoors.

I totally agree! My mother asked me after I was in a serious relationship with a guy "so you can stop saying you're bi now, right?" Sorry mom, doesn't work that way, I'm still attracted to women.

My cat did NOT appreciate me playing that video.

oops, now I see this reply. I'm totally going to hit that place up the next time I'm up there.

OMG I'm in Philly sometimes and I love bra stores a little more than I should. What's the name of the place with the cranky old woman so I can go and have her yell at me about my boobs?

Holy crap. I totally want to do that as a part time gig now. Did you have ways to ensure your safety?

I honestly never thought about it. I feel like it's something he tried and then used as a party trick later.

See and I have a big butt and can't wear thongs. I feel like they always end up creeping up my vagina. Full butt undies only tend to creep up my butt.

Aw, sweet of you to assume but nope, don't look punk at all. (in fact, I don't think we have any punks on our teams).

So, when I was 19 I got my first big tattoo during the school year (rainbow brite on drugs. I still love that tattoo and that's not what my story is about). Afterwards, I had the itch for another one but didn't have a lot of cash. I just knew I wanted to get a spider and I wanted it placed on the front of my hip. …

Sheesh. I hope that's not the only association with that number; it's my derby number and completely unrelated.

Yeah I was aware of sharps but never the 88 alternate meaning. Hopefully that's not the widest association on that number cause it's totally my derby number (I chose it for 1988, the year that a certain movie came out). Eek.

Sorry, what does the 88 signify?

I think the term you're looking for is cowl neck.

Well, for one thing, size isn't indicative of strength and in an obstacle course like this, being small would actually be to her advantage (she had less weight to support on her grip). But mentioning it once or twice wouldn't have really bothered me so much; it's that they kept repeating it. It just felt like they…

The only thing that pissed me off about the announcers was that they wouldn't stop talking about how small she is! Like yes, her 5 foot span plays a part in her being able to reach between the poles but you don't have to keep reminding us that she's 100 pounds.