You can use it to make mayo too which is awesome.

I call Mace! That's a spice, right?

I'm going as a kiragumi fox. Mainly cause I decided that this halloween, I wanted to be lazy and comfy.

Thank you, I was just coming to comment about this.

He was kind of a master liar. This was a lie he told me probably just to see if he could get away with it. I honestly don't think the kid ever existed. He had told me that he had a kid he adopted out when he was like 22 and that the kid didn't know him but the parents sent him stuff. At the time I was like "who…

I once had a guy lie to me after we broke up claiming that his son had been hit by a car and killed and that his ex-wife had killed herself within a week of each other. I feel like I should also note that 1) the child and ex-wife were not related 2) the child "lived" in Florida with his adopted parents and 3) I'm…

Funny, I'm sad that they didn't. That would have been cute.

And dude, if you watch a pair long enough, they just kind of move of their own accord. So WEIRD. Yet I'm fascinated.

He hadn't told her that he LOVED her before?!

Chartreuse is that guy that identifies a little too hard with Holden Caulfield and thinks the only reason you don't is you're too naive to understand.

And better?

Seriously! I look at her shoes and think "how is she even standing?!" No wonder she keeps doing the sexy-wall-slide move over and over. She needs the wall for support!

I'm wondering when someone is going to make a worm boobie cake.

I think I deserve a lifetime subscription.

Yay! What do I win?

I totally thought that was bettie page.

I KNEW IT! *runs off crying*

I feel like some of these questions are a little too specific. For example, I know the general area/types of schools my parents went to but none of their actual names. Yet I've heard lots of stories about these place, I'm just both generally terrible with names and none of these places have particularly memorable…

Is it just me, or is his beard bordering on neck-beard territory?

Mine was: