Obviously this would be much cooler if it just told you your measurements and then let you shop wherever you damn well pleased

Wow, for once it's a hack video that I haven't seen all the tips elsewhere before. Nice!

We had those at our wedding for that very reason.

Stop Talking About It

I had the Mr. Bento box and I loved it until I lost one of the little side clips that holds on the top. It was then rendered completely useless :(

I actually think it's a man and the other person is a man as well? The phrase "I would love to see an entitled, Ivy-League educated asshole struggle with this thing" makes me think so. (I don't often hear women called assholes but I could be wrong).

I was a vocal major for a short period in college and my voice teacher was always perplexed that I was a high soprano but my speaking voice is so low. He wanted me to start talking in sexy baby voice.

Am I the only one that snickered like a thirteen year old boy at "plug & play pink"?

"...just a bit more dedadent."

pornhub has a female friendly category.

I wonder what she sounded like before the autotune.

They gave you a cervix softening suppository?! I would have LOVED something like that!

I mean, RL Stine is a writer. You'd certainly hope a writer would be good at...ya know...writing.

I dated a guy who is now a juggalo.

Like combination of that and a hat from My Fair Lady.

I also like that the penis costume reminds me a little of a dress with a fancy hat.

My husband's uncle did this and it turned out to be the best meal we had!

I just got married about six months ago. A few people opted to buy things off the registry. It was nice that they were trying to be thoughtful but, with the exception of two gifts, each of the things they bought either went back to the store or were regifted. The big problem is that we spent a lot of time deciding…

Is it just me or does his chin look a little like balls?

Right? I was wondering the same thing. And regular screw tops are infinitely easier to reseal (I know, I know, who reseals wine? Open bottle = finished bottle)