Goddamnit, Jay-Z ruins everything.

Can we please have our normal sized liquids back?

My husband's uncle has one of the hot dog toasters. Considering he's a bachelor that only ever cooks hot dogs (he mostly eats out), that hot dog cooker is the best thing that ever happened to him.

We can only hope.

If I were her, I'd be totally freaked out that this guy has my phone number, knows where I lived, and he just got fired because of me. I mean, she did the right thing but I would probably be a little extra cautious when leaving my home for a while.

You could probably just add it to the bag and squish it around after you thawed the batter.

I randomly watched that Aquabats Super Show! on Netflix because it was the first thing I ever saw there with a five star rating. I was pleasantly surprised.

Word of caution: intense eye contact can also make the hand hug creepy.

So glad I could entertain.

This was my first thought too!

They aren't doing it justice with that sentence. I heard him read the opening section at a public speaking event and it was, as always, fantastic. However, I'm not sure how to word it any better.

Haha, nope it was just my name on facebook when I registered.

I actually googled it and was super confused.

Hahaha, thanks!

Maybe if I were hearing them in full context. What I always see from her are the sound bites that are published from interviews (or overlaid over a gif).

I'll bet it smells good while it's burning.

She has the best sound bites.

I actually want to try the suspension yoga thing. I think it looks like fun.

The same thing happened to me the same day I got my last car. It was only $2k in damages but I opted to not get it repaired and had big dents in my roof cause the deductible was so high.