This beer is gross. It tastes like budweiser and bacos.

"Fitsby takes 15% of the pot for payment processing and administrative costs." Sheesh.

They are pricey but I managed to get one off of bare necessities at the end of last season for not a lot of money. But even if I'd paid full price, having my girls supported at the beach is worth every penny.

Yeah, my parents were strict as hell with me in high school and it turned out to be the best thing they ever did for me. I went to college and I now have a fantastic job and a husband. Most of my "friends" from high school have kids with several different partners, work hourly minimum wage positions, have substance…

OMG they didn't burn that table?! CALL THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT!

Jezebel, you totally missed the most important part of the Ke$ha tattoo story: ''I'll have more. I have a tattoo gun. I give tattoos as well.''

The balloons had a coupon for a free slice of cheesecake in them. I'd say that's actually a gift...

My engagement ring was $3k. $1k would have been far cheaper (but he totally went and picked it out himself. I probably would have told him not to get something so pricey if we'd done it together).

Nope, that's me too.

Goddamnit. Why can't they make this in big tit size?

Seriously irritating.

The only possible issue with the "park near the exit" philosophy is if you end up in a major thoroughfare of people exiting behind you while you're trying to back up and get out.

Aw, I think the article crashed Float Finder.

"Don't put anything in writing you wouldn't want the world to see." My mother gave me this advice when I was a teenager. I thought it was the lamest thing in the world at the time but after, in college, someone taking my instant messages about something and showing them around I definitely got it. That advice now…

My husband brews mine for me! He made his own SCOBY from beer yeast and cider vinegar culture.

I kind of want to do this for my husband. He's adopted so we can't ask about family history from his birth parents and when we're ready to have kids I'd really like to know if there are any surprises lurking in his genes...

So, I hadn't seen the 84 Egg Sandwich video and I just went to look it up. I got a five minute ad (skippable) about the "control your blood sugar channel." The irony is delicious and it tastes like bacon.

Have you all ever thought about having celebrity guests on EMT? I would love to see Nick Offerman chowing down with you guys.

There should be an Epic Bathroom Time feature.

Two questions that are probably cliche as hell but what ever: