Pardon me?

I see how it is—when LeBron yells defensive coverages to his colleagues, he’s the best player of his era but when I yell offensive coverages to my co-workers I have to go to HR and explain that I was just quoting New York Times columnist, Quinn Norton.

He probably tells his tailor he’s 6'3.

When Federer smiles he looks like the result of using Photoshop’s Pucker Tool on a picture of Richard Kind.

At this point, anything that gets the Cavs acting defensively is worth a try, I guess.

Poe: What are you doing, Maz?

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

I voted nice price I won’t take it back

St. Louis Post-Dispatch headlines:

Is there any worse place to be hungover than IKEA?

Exercise. As I’ve explained to my girlfriend and mother that is my version of church and/or therapy. Go out for as long as i’m able to recollect my thoughts and let out my frustrations.

I’m sure there’s *somebody* who can pick Keith Null out of a crowd, but that guy would be a Null Pointer Exception...

Jeff Fisher looks like a TheOnion photoshopped version of Jeff Fisher.

+1 Berenstein.

We already did, and Sinbad was in it

It really looks like you can actually see out of that thing. I miss that in cars.

Donald Trump and Anthony Davis have very little to do with this IMO.

Alf is back in porg form.

The guy was super close to his Beetle. I mean almost attached. There is not one picture taken in the whole listing where he was capable of getting the entire car in the shot — every single exterior pic has a least part of the car out of frame.

I’ll help you with a first draft: