Pardon me?

I see how it is—when LeBron yells defensive coverages to his colleagues, he’s the best player of his era but when I yell offensive coverages to my co-workers I have to go to HR and explain that I was just quoting New York Times columnist, Quinn Norton.

He probably tells his tailor he’s 6'3.

When Federer smiles he looks like the result of using Photoshop’s Pucker Tool on a picture of Richard Kind.

At this point, anything that gets the Cavs acting defensively is worth a try, I guess.

Poe: What are you doing, Maz?

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

I voted nice price I won’t take it back

St. Louis Post-Dispatch headlines:

Is there any worse place to be hungover than IKEA?

Exercise. As I’ve explained to my girlfriend and mother that is my version of church and/or therapy. Go out for as long as i’m able to recollect my thoughts and let out my frustrations.

I’m sure there’s *somebody* who can pick Keith Null out of a crowd, but that guy would be a Null Pointer Exception...

Jeff Fisher looks like a TheOnion photoshopped version of Jeff Fisher.

+1 Berenstein.

We already did, and Sinbad was in it

It really looks like you can actually see out of that thing. I miss that in cars.

Donald Trump and Anthony Davis have very little to do with this IMO.

The guy was super close to his Beetle. I mean almost attached. There is not one picture taken in the whole listing where he was capable of getting the entire car in the shot — every single exterior pic has a least part of the car out of frame.

I’ll help you with a first draft:

These ongoing demands for blind obedience...