How does this not already have more stars

Absolutely. I particularly like a nice slow run. It makes me feel like I’m doing something good for myself while simultaneously not getting in a damn hurry to do it.

Pete’s is the correct choice every time, but for some reason no one other than the two of us seems to think so.

The ad says that you can “[p]op the hood at car shows and amaze people!” 

...at what car shows? Overtaxed Four-Cylinder Enthusiasts?

“In the following picture, we can see how a truck is normally used in the normal world: it’s not used to astonish the useless people wasting their time at the bar, it’s not used to just burn the rubber of its tires and it’s not used to empty its owner’s bank account. On the contrary, it’s used for work and it helps…

“Do you even remember these existed? Probably not, as this mini Chevy Avalanche based on the Outback was never all that popular, and it survived for only four model years (2003 - 2006). They may however, be ripe for a come-back.”

Someone on NPoCP once referred to a project like this as “a bad idea, lovingly and carefully executed.” Your statement put me in mind of that excellent turn of phrase.