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If you don’t want your daughter to hear the word “pussy” maybe don’t let her watch the segment where you’re defending Donald Trump bragging about grabbing women by the pussy. That’s like going on Twitter on a Sunday night and complaining about Game of Thrones spoilers.

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

Sliced, raw tomato? Get to utter fuck!

So damn happy for Rami Malek, Tatiana Maslany (surprise!), and JLD. GoT is kind of a yawn for me at this point. I do so wish Outlander had been nominated for SOMETHING.

FUCK. THAT. NOISE.

Damn I love Katya. Never stop being charming and smart and wonderful, Katya!

If it was in a movie you’d say it was unrealistic CGI

that is not how physics works

The Secret Service...had to protect a reporter...FROM A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE AND HIS CROWD. I just....

So wait I am confused...

So the story is gay men exist and they even sport good sometimes, athletic gay men have well defined abdominal muscles, gay men have sex with other gay men.

I want to start a kickstarter to raise money for the Clinton campaign but ONLY if her twitter account tweets “bye Felicia” at some 3 am Trump tweet.

It’s a common internet throwdown, like, it means “you couldn’t be more wrong so you should just leave forever”, in the dialect of us young internet types. It also implies that the speaker is very secure in themselves, because it’s quite a lighthearted phrase. It’s the internet equivalent of him saying something and

Jesus fucking Christ. She and her team are going to absolutely decimate this election campaign. Fucking scorched earth, march to the sea style.

Twitter has really improved this election.

That’s what I was thinking....someone with a machine gun can kill a helluva lot of people in 20 minutes, but does that mean they shouldn’t be punished for multiple murders because it was “only a 20 minute mistake”??

I drank a shit ton of wine last night and I managed not to rape anyone.

20 minutes out of a life is actually a really long time to violate someone when you consider that you can kill in seconds. Time isn’t indicative of harm.

Men who are single can come, they just have to come as the guest of a paying lady. I suppose this is to make sure that the dudes are at least semi-vetted? Like, five dude-bros can’t just show up, pay, and then be creepy all night.