If it was in a movie you’d say it was unrealistic CGI

that is not how physics works

The Secret Service...had to protect a reporter...FROM A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE AND HIS CROWD. I just....

So wait I am confused...

So the story is gay men exist and they even sport good sometimes, athletic gay men have well defined abdominal muscles, gay men have sex with other gay men.

I want to start a kickstarter to raise money for the Clinton campaign but ONLY if her twitter account tweets “bye Felicia” at some 3 am Trump tweet.

It’s a common internet throwdown, like, it means “you couldn’t be more wrong so you should just leave forever”, in the dialect of us young internet types. It also implies that the speaker is very secure in themselves, because it’s quite a lighthearted phrase. It’s the internet equivalent of him saying something and…

Jesus fucking Christ. She and her team are going to absolutely decimate this election campaign. Fucking scorched earth, march to the sea style.

Twitter has really improved this election.

That’s what I was thinking....someone with a machine gun can kill a helluva lot of people in 20 minutes, but does that mean they shouldn’t be punished for multiple murders because it was “only a 20 minute mistake”??

I drank a shit ton of wine last night and I managed not to rape anyone.

20 minutes out of a life is actually a really long time to violate someone when you consider that you can kill in seconds. Time isn’t indicative of harm.

Men who are single can come, they just have to come as the guest of a paying lady. I suppose this is to make sure that the dudes are at least semi-vetted? Like, five dude-bros can’t just show up, pay, and then be creepy all night.

I am going to imagine that she approached them in character, using the Claire voice. And then I am going to swoon over that for the rest of my life...

Yes! Here, look at the lesbian make out I just drew before I show you that your wife made it home to your son!

Ruby does work in a diner. I’m sure there are sizable fridges in there.

It amuses me a little that they only put together a lesbian couple on this show when a teenage boy started writing the story book.

Countdown to one of them dying for totes legit story reasons...

Chris Stein: You can not wear the same shoes for the challenge and then for the runway!