With regards to Britney...HOLY LEGS, BATMAN! That is one sweet pair of getaway sticks! Yowza!

Yes, I also thought I was attracted to Hiddles but in reality was attracted to Loki.

Isn’t it funny how the Swifty affair completely de-sexified him? Like someone turning off a faucet.

The real Sisqó is threatening legal action against the Fake Sisqó.

I would absolutely give my own lifeblood to have Missy Elliot and Janelle Monet write, direct and star in a cyberpunk hip-hip rock opera. Like, Shadowrun meets afrofuturism. Please god, please...

Admittedly, I’m at a disadvantage here. One of the downsides of being mildly neurologically-diverse is that I have difficulty telling a good performance from a bad one. I really have to study a film repeatedly to catch all the subtleties and nuance, and it’s a very rare performance that will immediately grab me as…

It amazes how somehow nature/god/Xenu/Cthulhu/etc can blend two people into one face. I look like my mother, but I have my father’s profile and that’s so neat to me.

NEW YORK - 4/15/2057 — UN Secretary Blue Carter met with leaders from North and South Korea today to work out a final draft their reconciliation agreement know as the Seoul Accords. The agreement was first drafted in a meeting organized by Carter early last year and is expected to be signed some time this summer. Once…

I agree with you.

There are absolutely problems with being single — it’s just that as a society we tend to exaggerate those claims while ignoring the benefits, and we do the opposite for relationships. Particularly for women.

One interesting thing did happen though: I found it very interesting how he went from crush/opposite of crush in my mind in mere NANOSECONDS when I saw those “I <3 TS” beach pics. That’s the quickest 180 flip I’ve done on an opinion of a human being ever. So corny and fake.

ANIMAL PARENTING IS PARENTING, IDIOT

locking down a NYE date with a stranger is...........very.......bad. Glad you declined, Blondie.

Yeah, they look like brother and sister.

No, it’s not progressiveness that’s the problem. It’s white people wanting to be victims of something while denying the reality of what racism really is and how deeply ingrained it is across the world.

Until today I thought Drumpf was astoundingly stupid. And not that he isn’t, but he knows how to play the game. No one is talking about his appointments or Trump U settlement now. His Hamilton tweet was such a stunning line and he must have known it would cause uproar.

youre thirty-great.

That imperative “APOLOGIZE!” and the end of Drumpf’s tweet just makes me want to scream: “FUCK YOU YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD!” then slam the door to my bedroom.