DO YOU MEAN A VULVA?

This is the justification I was looking for!

Every morning I optimistically say “how about we watch Puffin Rock today?" and every morning my child stares me down and says “No. Paw Patrol.”

“Sex equestrian” is a phrase I never knew I needed. Dying!

HOW DID KERRI RUSSELL NOT WIN THIS IS EGREGIOUS AND I AM OUTRAGED BEYOND UNDERSTANDING AND PUNCTUATION

35 year old woman. As long as it isn’t a grab and lunge, and you move slowly enough for the person being kissed to bail, I think you’re ok to go for it. For my part, I like both approaches equally.

Perfect summary is perfect. There’s also a Trevor Noah interview where she does a really insulting impression of a guy she went on a date with who had a disability.

Right?! Just pinch the head off, drag your thumb tip along the vein to the tail, then pinch that off. It’s really not that onerous.

For sure.

Sweet titty fucking Christ, what is WRONG with people??

I dunno, I recently dreamt that I was a nanny for Angelina as she moved to Cambodia. I was responsible for two of the sprogs and making smoothies. My dreams are surely as good a source as any.

Just starting this journey in my new little family and boy howdy it is tough!

This was really beautiful Aimée. Thanks for sharing it.

So well articulated! Thank you!

Thank you for “fuck that guy in the ear.” Thank you so so very much.

Seriously, what the fuck?!?

Buuuuuuuuurn

Say WHHHHUUUTTT?!

Srsly

Stephen looks besotted! But who wouldn’t be?