The weird part is that Taylor Swift was auditioning for the role of Javert.

Serious question: are people just letting Lorne & Co off the hook for being one of the first non-news outlets to truly normalize him? Jimmy Fallon got more shit for ruffling Trump’s hair than SNL got for giving him the front and center on NBC’s flagship comedy show.

I donated to planned parenthood and then got a lecture from a family member about dead babies. So I donated again, double my original amount, in said family member’s name.

ooooo!!!! a rare SQUERGER

Ocean’s 14: Divorced Dad Hangout

Terry Richardson makes every argument invalid.

She can’t give a guy a chino teepee / Cuz she stuffs her bra with t.p. / That one-ply stuff cuz she’s a cheapie...

ROKU which is apparently a restaurant in Los Angeles and not a life-sized version of the thing I use to watch Pretty Little Liars on my TV.

I just call new women’s shorts that are available for my purchase “thong diapers” now. It reminds me to give up difinitively and not be seduced back into the vicious cycle. In agreement with, cut up old pants= summer wardrobe solved.

Empress Viola has been shading Jared Leto so hard and I am 100% here for it.

Seriously, she was basically robbed.

They used to do that in the Best Buy store I worked at in college. They’d just say ‘Code 9' or something like that and specify an area and all associates who weren’t with a customer would have to run over there and start cleaning and straightening everything.

Did you do it while black, though?

Judge Manuel Mendez ordered Macy’s to cut it out, saying the law only allows customers to be detained while an investigation is taking place.

Macy’s reportedly detained more than 6,000 people in one year.

I heard it wasn't exhaustion. It was thirst. Needed some IV fluids.

Every week I recognize fewer and fewer names.

He’s not a mini sumo wrestler.

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Or the related classic: due to my abusive childhood I’m unable to control my rage. Except with people who are bigger. Or more powerful.