Your honor, he wants to finger me with all his rings on.

Can’t tell what the rest is, but the moving things are definitely katsuoboshi, or finely shaved flakes of fermented dried skipjack tuna. It’s delicious, and typically served on a Japanese savory pancake called okonomiyaki. It moves because it’s reacting to the heat from the food around it. It’s also used in fish stock…

So.... she’s infected

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