I always assumed it involved a dude coming on someone's face, like getting a cream pie to the face, because otherwise, WHY WAS IT CALLED CREAM PIE? So I was only, like, a step closer than you.

the sincerest form of splooging. the brigitte bardot gif is close though.

If only!

LOL noobs.

No, no - Thank YOU for asking, so I didn't have to. :)

You are the winner for that GIF!

If only it was as innocent as a pie to the face... Stay ignorant, my friend. Don't ever change.

OH NO. DO. NOT. Google.

That's adorable and I'm sure I'd be cracking up, too, but all I can think about is how expensive replacing that mirror is going to be.

You'd think they be all over dressing both ends (petite and extra large) as they are untapped, markets full of people who WANT to purchase cute clothes that are designed with their proportions in mind.

Absolutely! You can join in our snark-a-thons.

Haha, when my brother was in nursery school he fell and some white lady picked him up and started yelling "where is his mother?" My mom was right there and the woman didn't believe her at first since she's Asian and my brother looked white as a baby.

Agreed! Here's my Stella.

That is a very happy girl face right there.

That's funny, because my brother and I are both adopted, and people are shocked when we tell them. There is an uncanny resemblance between myself and Mom, and my brother and Dad. We all definitely look like 'a family.' And yet we are none of us biologically related.

This weekend at Target, I saw a white woman with an Asian kid in her cart, and a black woman with a white kid in her cart. You know what I said to those families?

And if you were, being constantly reminded of it like it brands you is just... gah. I can't. Too mad to make sense.

The intuition dogs have is astounding. My dog isn't terribly affectionate (unless you have food) she'd rather sit a foot away from you than be all over you; loyal, but likes her space. But when I am upset, especially when I am crying, that giant, 100lb rottweiler is on me in a heartbeat.

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