Hah, my lab/mastiff mix does that all the time. I think she associates the bed with comfort, but wants to lay on the cool wooden floor? So she just lays on the floor next to the bed? She's pretty dumb.

"I'd stay away from the internet for like 4 days dude"

Are you fucking kidding me? These things are the BEST FUCKING THING EVER that happens to my life. Bring a full package of Chips Ahoy into my house and they are gone before I ever locate the package. Make a tray of brownies? I open the oven to pull them out and discover that they've already been eaten.

The pit bull I don't have a problem with. The other two look sketchy.

She has such a "stupid" face. It is the best.

My vicious pit bull.

The generic term "pit bull" applies to multiple breeds: American Pit Bull Terrier, American Staffordshire Terrier, Staffordshire Bull Terrier. "Pit bull" is shorthand for dogs sharing the common characteristics of those dogs (and can/is applied to even more breeds.) So, yes, "pit bull" does apply to the Staffordshire…

Here's my contribution to the "pit bulls are good dogs" argument.

Hells yeah! I was reaching for ideals of society and equal opportunity and all that shit but I like your trump card.

And it's the actual meaning of "using the lord's name in vain" Just saying.

Your monkey can moove over. Happy Friday!

I would be more surprised if they hadn't set it up to look "natural" but chose proper lighting and used a little BB cream to even out her skin.

Easy, Rando.

Ah, yes, the "revolutionary" feminism of calling women you think are getting too uppity "stupid bints".

The "make-up free" phenomenon is bullshit. It's an extension of the idea that the woman is public property, and that what she does with her body is everyone else's business.

Here is a one simple fashion rule for teenagers, or people of all ages who wish to avoid looking like douches:

HEY LADIESSSS!!!

Those are literally the stupidest people alive on the face of the Earth.

Definitely funnier. And probably consistent with Filner's internal dialogue.

I'm raising my nephew and trying hard to make sure he grows up a decent dude. I tell him that a drunk yes is still a no. And if you treat everyone like people, doesn't matter if they're homeless, a sex worker, or a stranger, then you won't find yourself becoming an asshole.